The Kingdom of Roosendaal NLD is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.933 billion Roosendaal NLDians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roosendaal NLDian economy, worth 405 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,402 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roosendaal NLD's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roosendaal NLD is ranked 20,291^st in the world and 174^th in Aerospace for Most Corrupt Governments, with 99.49 kickbacks per hour.